i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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