I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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