Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize