Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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