Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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