Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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