OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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