I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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