the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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