what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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