You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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