office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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