Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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