my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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