theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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