She's JV to your varsity
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
