My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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