That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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