Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
