summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think my moral compass just broke
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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