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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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