Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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