Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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