did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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