why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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