Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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