DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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