thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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