She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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