i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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