I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
