After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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