Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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