I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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