I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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