is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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