Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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