I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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