i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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