i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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