Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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