weddingsv make me drug and hornr
People in love make me want to vomit
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
