Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
