ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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