that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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