its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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