i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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