Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There's even glitter on my cock...
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