i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize