like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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