we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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