these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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