For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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