I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
