you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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