dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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